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PostSubject: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:01 pm

= kUMAIn kb ng AsuKaL? > aN tAmis kXe ng Mga ngitI MuH..
= May Lahi kbng KeyboArd? > type kC qtah eh..
=Pa2pulis qtah?! > ninanakaw mo kc puso ko!
= r u a dixonary? > coz u giv mining 2 my lyf..
= i Lost my numbr.. > caN I hav urs?
= i 4got ur name.. > cAn i coL u mIne?

CORnY.. wahaha Panindig Hair!! GOOSEBUMPZ!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:17 pm

At eto naman ang mga pamatay na BARA...para sa mga sis kow!!!

B: pwede ba umakyat ng ligaw?
G: sori, wala kaming hagdan

B: may i hold your hand?
G: no, thanks. di naman sya heavy

B: sabihin mong mahal mo ako
G: mahal mo ako

B: mahal i want to dance like this forever
G: dont you want to improve?

B: i would go to the end of the world for you
G: really? but could you stay there?!?

B: i love you and i would die for you
G: how soon??

B: kaw lang nag iisang babae sa buhay ko
G: wala ka bang nanay?

B: do you have a boyfriend?
G: Wala...ayaw ng asawa ko eh lol!
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:20 pm

ahahaha.... maya nga ipon ako muna ng ganyan.. ehehe.. edit ko tong post ko mamaya... Very Happy

*edit* (eto nahh!)

~ san banko magandang magdeposito?
: kasi i'm planning to save all my love for you!

~ cactus ka ba?
: handa akong masaktan, mayakap ka lamang!

~ sabi ng doctor malala na daw sakit ko sa puso, he gave me 2 options, it's either ICU...
: or U C me..

~ Girl:"excuse me, u look a lot like somebody.." Boy:"who?"
: "my next boyfriend!"

~ kung ako may business, lahat ng tao, bebentahan ko ng mura. ikaw hindi.
: dahil sau lang ako magmamahal..

~ uy may free time ka ba? samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist..
: magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko!

~ kaya mo bang patigilin ang puso ko?
: kasi hindi ko mapatigil nung minahal kita eh..

~ ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
: ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko!

~ musta na? may lagnat ka ba?
: u look so "hot" kasi eh!

~ may eraser ka ba jan?
: d ka kasi mabura sa isip ko..

~ kung ikaw ang bola, at ako ang player, masshoot ba kita?
: hindi cguro.. kasi lagi kitang namimiss!

~ lam mo, ang taas ng presyo mo..
: mahal na kasi ang turing ko sau..

~ mabilis ka cguro sa mga puzzles
: kasi kakasimula palang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.. Smile

ayihee! haha :p
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:30 pm

~ Girl:"excuse me, u look a lot like somebody.." Boy:"who?"
: "my next boyfriend!"


sana pwedeng manligaw ang gurls wahahahhaha
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:32 am

ang kulit masubukan nga yan...bka sakali magkaroon ako ng lovelife...hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:07 am

@ Blue... la ka na lovelyf? tongue

eniweiz, sali ako d2... hehehe

flower 10 QUOTABLE QUOTES flower

1.) Better late.... than pregnant silent

2.) pag may tyaga.... Good luck!! Very Happy

3.) Aanhin pa ang damo?.... Kabayo ba ako? cyclops

4.) Pag binato ka ng bato...... kawawa ka naman tongue

5.) Kung may isinuksok...... May mabubuntis Laughing

6.) It's better to give........ Much better to receive Razz

7.) Cleanliness is nxt to Godliness........ Oiliness is next to blemishes geek

8.) Ang taong naglalakad ng matulin...... pawisin What a Face

9.) Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon...... mauubusan din ng kandila Laughing

10.) Honesty is .... such a lonely word tongue


ehehe.... natawa ba kau? wish ko lang... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:24 am

drunken cOMMon FiliPino Mistakes drunken

  • "aLe, pgbLhan ng coLgate, unG CLose-up." Arrow Bka cLose-gate?
  • "Srdo mo pinto! La2bas ang aircon." Arrow My paa ang airCon?
  • "Yaya, salubungin mo ang skul bus ni Jr." Arrow E d nmtay c yaya?
  • "Anak, 2mbi k s sskyan ha." Arrow Patay dn ang anak?!
  • "Tnuka aq nga Snake?!" Arrow Gosh may tuka pla snake?!
  • "LOwbat ako eh." Arrow May batterY ka rin?
  • "My tonsil aq" Arrow cnOng wala?
  • "My Candy aq, yw mo?".Arrow hAnu baH offer bah yhan?
  • "2Log kn?" Arrow Bka kc smgot ng oo? malay mo wahaha
  • "xpre n q!"Arrow ngeexpire na pla tao ngeon?! nice..

cheers MABUHAYANG MGA PILIPINO!! confused Question

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:40 pm

@redthug...sa kasamaang palad OO wla na waaaaaaaaa

@bel...uu may naeexpire na tao it means cadaver na siya wahahaha (patay na)
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:47 pm

e2 nsa isip ko kanina....share ko lang

may appendix ako - cno wla? haha
sunog baga - di ba dapat sunog ATAY?
i love you with all my heart - di ba dpat with all my hypothalamus (wla naman feelings ang heart eh)
wow legs - dapat wow thighs

anatomical ba? wakoko wla na ako maisip...
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:44 pm

hypothalamus nga nmn tlg dapat wahahha!.. part nmn tlg ng brain eh >.< bt may pa heart heart pa eh ng pupump lng ng blood yun tsk3x.. pambihira yan hihi ^^ aw.. anatomy nga sis >.< sqt sa ulo yan.. hekhek..
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:32 am

hala hanu ba yan.. i love u til the bottom of my pituitary gland.. toinks!
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:17 am

para rin lang yan na............

"Ikaw na bata ka...pag nabulag ka sa pinaggagawa mo....Makikita mo!!! "

e bulag na nga eh!!!!!! ano pa makikita?!? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:45 pm

huwahahaha!!.. >.< anatomical jokes lol!
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:38 pm

biglang compilation of anatomical jokes...wahehe

share ko lang....

mga twag ko sa classmate ko:

"cadaver" - kasi naman lagi siyang malamig parang bangkay....
"histamine" - kasi ang dami niyang rashes...sa allergy...wahehe
"clavicle" - sobra kasi payat...kita na clavicle niya...hehe
"BY"(boy yakult) - nakita namin sa bag niya isang pack ng yakult...hahahaha
"felix bakat" - lam nio na bakat sa uniform yung ano...dun tuloy ako lagi nakatingin....wahehe


wla ako ma post eh...next time ulit...wahehe
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:01 am

huwaaa hanu ba un >.<
bakat? xD

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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:14 pm

putek blue!! di ka naman menyek....titigan ba?!?! wahahahahah

naalala ko..meron akong batchmate nung hayskul....bangkay tawag namin sa sobrang puti....wahahahah....buti na lang ako di nila tinawag na ganon wahahahahaha affraid
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:22 pm

Just A Few More Thoughts

*Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa

*One should love animals. They are so tasty

*Love everybody. Love every BODY

*Save water. Shower w/ ur boy/girlfriend

*Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught

*Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

*Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

*A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife spend.

*A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

*Wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.

*Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

*Never put off the wordk till tomorrow. What you can put off today



yan lng pow...

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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:08 pm

@ blue

parang si bubi nun sa may jeep, tiningnan kung bakat para malaman kung girl o boy hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:06 am

uu nga! hahahahahaah naalala ko pa un, tawa ako ng tawa kasi tlgang tinititigan nya dun pa tlga para malaman kung babae o lalake! hahahahahahahaha batut!

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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Fri May 04, 2007 2:17 am

Ito sinabi talaga ng tindera sa canteen @_@

Bata: ate pa bili ng coke

Tindera: ok wait lang

Bata: ate pede me ice te?

Tendera: ayy sorry bawal I halo ang ice tea sa coke..

Bata: WAAAA!!! @_@
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Wed May 09, 2007 2:28 am

togodoinks~
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Wed May 09, 2007 2:29 am

wahahaha! togodoinks >_<
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PostSubject: Re: CompiLaxOn oF mGa pAmatAy nA hiriT.. cNo kAy gwa Ni2?!   Wed May 09, 2007 2:30 am

hala.. karamihan dito mga babae.. tsk.. mga babae tlga dami kalokohan..
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